Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Great Aunt Hoodie

I'm charging down the lane, a breakaway from the tower who was charged with defending me. He is pontificating about his new custom home being built by his wife. Evidently Great Aunt Hoodie granted his wish for riches. Now he is constructing an award-winning mansion.

I get the pass from Frannie Franklin. She didn't pass me the ball, but a sandwich bag with a cut Peanut Butter and Jelly for contents. As my shoes lift off from the bottom of the key, the sandwich careens through the scoring portal, my hands bend the rim down as gravity once more lays claim upon me.

Two points, and the game.

Proof Great Aunt Hoodie is a fickle fairy god mother: even aging white men can get a good vert off her blessing.

Thank you Great Aunt Hoodie.

2 comments:

Cryptobadger said...

I have no clue what this post was about.

Was this a quilting bee?

Don said...

You are so, so close.
It was one of those crazy dreams I have. My wife has asked that I keep a log, because she sees them as being marketable somehow.

Great Aunt Hoodie is the best fairy god mother I had ever heard of. My basketball skills were truly beyond comprehension after the wish granting.